Parties · Birthdays · Big nights · delivered across London

Big
pizza.
Big night.

Birthdays, house parties, wrap parties, five-a-side post-match — anything with a crowd and an appetite. No fiddly catering menus — pick your crowd size, we send the pizza. Very little dignity required.

2–3 peopleFed by one Behemoth
Delivered hotStraight to the table
Cut or wholeTrays arrive either way
Veg & veganCovered as standard

How many are you feeding?

Pick your crowd

The rule of thumb

One Behemoth per 2–3 people

Four generous slabs per tray, thicker than any round pizza. Hungry crew? Add another Behemoth.

Bundle prices anchor on our classic Behemoths — upgrade any tray to a premium pizza for a little more.

Prices include VAT · Delivery quoted before you pay — no surprises · More than 20? Build a feast — ask us

The upsell you were hoping for

Dessert.
But bigger.

Pizza. But bigger. Dessert. But bigger. You see the system.

How hungry is your crew?

Your night

Based on our rule of thumb — one Behemoth per 2–3 people. A guide, not a contract.

The maths

Slabs needed–
Behemoths–
Slabs each–
We’d order–

Sort your night

Tell us the damage.

Fill this in and we’ll come back with a fixed quote — usually the same working day. Whenever it is, ask us. Our dough proves for 72 hours, so if it’s already in the fridge with your name on it, the answer’s yes.

Allergies: our kitchen works with gluten, milk, eggs, fish, tree nuts, soya and sulphites on shared surfaces, so nothing can be guaranteed free from any of them, and there’s no gluten-free base. Tell us here and we’ll confirm exactly what’s in everything before you commit.